Lady Gaga Tastes Fake blood at Water Mill Center

July 29th, 2013

1004799_10151753491486052_1991403333_n Feel a bit gaga after my marathon weekend in the Hamptons. Saturday was an ironman of a day, ran three miles, swam 1/4 mile butterfly, then shopped SuperSaturday until I nearly dropped. Picked up the Gatsby look at Brooksbrothers. Loving. My wife went 60s psychedelic at Nanette Lepore.
Lady Gaga showed up at Watermill center, see my so-so pic right. She had just tasted the molasses that looked like blood in a white tank that held a naked woman. Marina Abromovich with her here, and Robert Wilson. Apparently, she snapped up a square art object by Marina Abromovich during the live auction–for $60,000. But there was a little speculation that she’d been paid $80,000 to appear. Could be jealous speculation on part of art world types. At Art for life, Russell Simmons event, I was blocked by the parking crew. Told me party was over. Todd English was in same boat. But I just did a runner for the door. A nice guy in golf cart picked me up. And then Jill Zaren got me in. Thank you! (I was supposed to be there, was just late) Maxwell was performing. HE’s really good. And Nobu’s and Harlow’s Richie Notar and his wife gave me a ride in their golf cart back to my car. They are SOOOO nice. Aviva from Housewives was doing an afterfete because she lives nearby–Art for Life took place at farm on water in Water Mill. On Sunday, Jill had brunch with Todd cooking. Jill had a huge blowout with the guy who ran the golf carts at Watermill. She had hired him to park cars and run the golf carts at her house the weekend before. And he threatened her staff when Bobby wanted to cancel him at the last minute. And then he wanted extra money after the event (they did use him). But she paid him what they agreed to, and he tried to get her back at the door by holding her up (to send a cart to pick up Todd and her daughter). She got up in his grill. And he backed down. Where are the Bravo cameras when you need them?