East End Never Fear, Snooki Will Not Attend

May 30th, 2013

NY Times struck terror in the heart of the Hamptons by suggesting this weekend in a very amusing piece 2013 MTV MOVIE AWARDS RED CARPET ARRIVALSthat the cast of the Jersey Shore might soon appear on a bus as the Jersey Shore has to a large degree been washed away. .. . Not so fast. . . Just had a Very amusing moment with Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi. Turns out her publicist is an old friend of mine and we were all together at a Bridezilla cake eating contest. And I brought up the article in the Times. And she said “Hamptons” are too expensive for her. And her publicist said, “But you could stay at Jeff’s house.” Big smile. I’m already headed for appellate court with Town of East Hampton this summer. .. can you imagine? She and I just looked at each other. “Hey, Fi (my wife), guess who’s coming to dinner . . . .”